The Crypt Café is a restaurant and cocktail lounge in Times Scare. For reservations please email firstname.lastname@example.org or call 212-586-7829, Ext 311.
(Served with a spicy pickle & shoestring French fries – Opt for sweet potato fries for a buck-fifty more)
Witches Brew – Soup of the Day | 4.95
Cold, Cold, Heart | 6.95
Heart of iceberg lettuce, crumbled bacon, plum tomatoes and 1000 island or bleu cheese dressing
Monster Mozzarella | 8.95
Hand cut mozzarella wedges, battered, fried and served with devil’s blood.
Graveyyard Nachos | 9.95
Homemade tortilla chips buried beneath a pile of cheese, black beans, refried beans, guacamole & pickled jalapenos – topped with sour cream.
Bat Wings | 9.95
Our version of the classic spicy buffalo wings.
Swamp Thing | 9.95
Guacamole and tortilla chips – made right here.
Creepy Quesadilla | 10.95
Spicy pepper jack cheese melted between flour tortillas & topped with black beans, guacamole & and sour cream.
add avocado or chicken 3.00 shrimp or steak 6.00
Satan’s Sliders | 12.95
4 bite sized burgers topped with fire roasted red peppers and spicy ketchup. Served with shoestring French fries
The Monster Mash | 18.95
A smattering of our favorites – Swamp Thing, Monster Mozzarella, Bat Wings & Satan’s Sliders. Eat them before they eat you!
Creature from the Black Lagoon | 9.95
Blackened Tilapia, pineapple salsa and spicy cilantro lime mayo on a Portuguese roll.
Cluck This | 10.95
Boneless chicken breast – grilled, crispy or blackened, avocado, lettuce, tomato and black bean spread on a Portuguese roll.
Count of Monte Cristo | 10.95
Country ham, roasted turkey breast, and swiss cheese on thick cut brioche, dipped in an egg batter and griddled to a golden brown. Delicious? Count on it!
Beelzebub’s Burger | 12.95
A half pound burger cooked to juicy perfection and topped with fire-roasted red peppers, pepper jack cheese and spicy ketchup
Devil’s Bridge | 9.95
A bridge in Tuscany which has inspired legends & scary stories. Now a sandwich at The Crypt Café comprised of mozzarella cheese, oven roasted tomatoes, fresh basil and black olive spread on country bread.
Triple Decker Club of Terror | 9.95
Roasted turkey breast, bacon, lettuce tomato & chipotle mayo piled high on a triple decker – join the horror club!
Hand-Burger | 11.95
A four ounce cheeseburger with chicken tender FINGERS served on a soft bun.
Vampire Killer Stake Sandwich | 14.95
Skirt steak, caramelized onions, sautéed mushrooms & hair raising chipotle mayo on a Portuguese roll
Perilous Pasta | 15.95
Not for the faint-hearted. Penne with hot Italian sausage, bacon and caramelized onions tossed with tomato cream sauce and topped with shaved parmesan.
Poultrygeist | 16.95
Panko crusted crispy chicken breast, roasted garlic mashed potato ghosts and today’s vegetables.
Angel of Death | 16.95
Angel hair pasta with shrimp, spinach, sun dried tomatoes and scallions in a sauce of white wine & roasted garlic oil.
Fire and Brimstone | 17.95
Red and black crab and lobster ravioli topped with black mushrooms and drizzled with a white wine butter sauce.
Creature from the Deep | 17.95
Pan seared tilapia with a pan sauce of cherry tomatoes, lemon and a touch of butter. Served with jasmine rice and today’s vegetables.
Day of the Dead | 21.95
Grilled marinated skirt steak, pineapple salsa, black beans, guacamole and jasmine rice.
NY State Sales Tax + 15%* gratuity added to all food and beverage items
*20% on parties of 6 or more
The Green Fairy is the English translation of La Fee Verte, the affectionate French nickname given to absinthe drink in the nineteenth century. The nickname stuck, and over a century later, “absinthe” and “Green Fairy” continue to be used interchangeably by devotees of the potent green alcohol. Mind you, absinthe earned other nicknames, too: poets and artists were inspired by the “Green Muse”; Aleister Crowley, the British occultist, worshipped the “Green Goddess”. But no other nickname stuck as well as the original, and many drinkers of absinthe refer to the green liquor simply as La Fee – the Fairy.
Lucid Absinthe | 13
Grande Absente | 13
Death in the Afternoon | 13
A drink created by Ernest Hemingway! His exact recipe – “Pour one jigger absinthe into a Champagne glass. Add iced Champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness. Drink three to five of these slowly.”
Corpse Reviver #2 | 12
Hendricks Gin, Cointreau, White Lillet, fresh lemon juice and a whisper of Lucid Absinthe.
Black Death | 8
Vodka, Southern Comfort, Blue Curacao and cranberry juice. Prepare to meet your maker!
Monster Bomb | 10
An invigorating blend of Jagermeister and Monster Energy Drink.
Lucid Dream | 12
One of our most popular drinks, this unique bourbon based aphrodisiac is a smooth concoction of Makers Mark, chamomile, and raspberries.
Shut Up and Swallow | 10
This shot is our take on the “Liquid Cocaine”. A mix of 151 Proof Bacardi Rum, Goldschlager, Jagermeister and Rumpleminze served in a shot glass rimmed with crushed lifesaver mints.
Dracula’s Kiss | 12
Ciroc Berry & Coke in a grenadine swirled glass
Absolut | 9
Absolut Citron | 9
Death’s Door | 9
Rokk Orange | 9
Stoli Jalapeno | 9
Svedka Vanilla | 9
Ciroc | 12
Ciroc Berry | 12
Ciroc Coconut | 12
Ciroc Peach | 12
Crystal Head | 12
Grey Goose | 12
Ketel One | 12
Van Gogh Double Espresso | 12
Ghost Cocktail | 12
Beefeater, Cointreau, lemon juice shaken with a dash of egg white & strained into a martini glass
Beefeater | 9
Bombay | 9
Tanqueray | 9
Hendricks | 12
The Bone | 12
Jim Beam Devil’s Cut, fresh lime juice, simple syrup and a dash of Tabasco shaken and strained into a martini glass
Dewars | 9
Johnnie Walker Red | 9
Crown Royal | 9
Jameson | 9
Deaths Door White Whiskey | 9
Seagram’s | 9
Jack Daniels | 7
Jim Beam Red Stag Cherry Infused Bourbon | 7
Jim Beam Devil’s Cut | 7
Johnnie Walker Black | 12
Jim Beam Black | 12
Makers Mark | 12
The Vodoo Child | 12
Bacardi Silver, Hennessey, Cointreau & lemon juice
Bacardi Silver | 9
Captain Morgan | 9
Malibu Coconut | 9
Pyrat Cask 1623 | 9
Pyrat Cask 1623 | 12
Pyrat XO Reserve | 12
Tommy Bahama | 12
Curse of the Screaming Druid | 10
Espolon Reposado, lemon, lime and orange juices and a float of grenadine
Cuervo Gold | 9
Espolon Reposado | 9
Don Julio | 12
Patron Silver | 12
Ruffino Pinot Grigio | 7
Mondavi Woodbridge Chardonnay | 7
Sutter Home White Zinfandel | 7
Mondavi Woodbridge Cabernet Sauvignon | 7
Citra Merlot | 7
Candoni Chianti | 7
Budweiser | 6
Bud Light | 6
Coors Light | 6
Blue Moon | 6
Corona | 7
Coney Island Lager | 7
Coney Island Mermaid | 7
Delirium Tremens | 7
Stella Artois | 7
Stone Levitation | 7
Delirium Tremens | 8